What I Learned from Martin Castillo
18 May 1999
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Loading ...Everything I Needed to Know, I Learned from Martin Castillo
- No matter how well you think you know someone, there’s always more.
- No matter how bad it is, it can get worse.
- Stay out of temples.
- It is possible to walk through walls.
- Keep your desk REALLY neat, and you’ll get all the dirty jobs.
- Always wear a vest when you go to prison.
- Always confront an enemy alone.
- Never confront an enemy alone.
- Do nothing which is of no use.
- The Bad Guys always win, but this is no excuse to become one.
Sounds like all these Chuck Norris ‘facts’ are really Martin Castillo facts. A sample:
Martin Castillo sleeps with a nightlight; not because he’s afraid of the dark, but because the dark’s afraid of Castillo!
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